Baby Frenchie really wanted the most #babyshowercake #ijustrealizedidid37rosesoopsless
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So Chelsea ordered an 8 inch round chocolate cake buttercream frosting. Welcome baby Frenchie with 36 roses on an 8 inch round. So it's obviously for a baby shower cuz welcome baby Frenchie with the pink and the blue roses. But I don't think it's a gender reveal or at least I hope not cuz the cake is definitely chocolate. Uh it's not dead pink or blue.
So hopefully that's good. Either way, how the hell am I going to fit 36 roses on this cake? But I'm I'm just also confused on what this cake actually is supposed to be since they want so many roses on this goddamn cake. I I'm just going to start with the writing first. So, they wanted welcome baby Frenchie. And usually I do some like cute fufu la baby shower font all these hoes find on Pinterest nowadays, but it might clash with the horde of roses I'm about to do.
So, we're just going to keep the font, keep it simple, stupid cute. All right, I'm like already overwhelmed. So, I'm just going to start with this one. I mean, I don't know how in the devil's advocate 36 roses are going to fit in here, but we got to try. I'm going to do them a little smaller than usual, but I I have so many questions.
Like, I'm so confused. Like, why 36 roses? I feel like if they just wanted the entire cake covered in roses, they would have just said like cover the entire cake with roses. But 36 is so specific. I'm like, is she 36 weeks pregnant? Like, I don't know how long people are pregnant for. I mean, the only thing I've been pregnant with is a food baby, so I only half count.
Like, is it the mom's 36th birthday? Is she craving a little attention since Miss Baby French Kiss is hogging all the attention now? Like, is Frenchie the 36th kid, cousin, favorite number? What? Also, I'm writing whoever took this freaking order up cuz they only charged $10 for this BS. Like, this is an art charge, color charge, emotional distress charge, carpal tunnel charge, and you're welcome charge. Like, it actually looks a lot better than it did in my head. So, either way, I have no idea. Frenchie, if you're having a baby shower, a gender reveal, or like why your mom is obsessed with the number 36 instead of just saying, "Put the roses on the cake." But you can tell me when you're older, babe.
All right, time for me to go on my 15-minute break and never come