PHOENIX THEORY RADIO ~ Ep. 2: We're all Married!

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copies thank you foreign thank you we did it yeah the rubles on forever and I got one more silver dollar midnight ride or die I've Got the Blues and the blue collar sleeping in an alley with all sorts of creepy crawlers reminiscing about my baby oh Lord I just wish I could call her but she never wanna see me so my good as far as gently weeping all just wonder where my feet bring me a new town every evening new places and faces but they all seem to be deceiving so once again I'm leaving as long as that free engine steaming boxcar Blues counting sheep eating a cool can of beans hung up on Dreams I'll Never See Dickie bets every penny this will surely be the end of me well you're bored on spotted me don't like The Vibes you sending me so the judge wanna sense me to the penitentiary I'm in the dead house now with no one to bail me out so all I gotta say is adios goodbye ciao write me a letter send it my meal the dresses all over that burning reasons back again with Russell Cornelius III yeah I kind of don't get tired of him no no and before that was uh my cousin and good friends in tiwi uh both of those groups out of Cranford New Jersey yeah TV I didn't think recorded anything but I'm glad they recorded something yeah they recorded this I made them send me something basically uh this is Phoenix Theory radio episode two we are joined by uh uh quote unquote the Phoenix Theory Muse my girlfriend Samantha Bowlin hello I gotta tell you I was just I was kind of afraid to jump in there and go hi nice to meet you everyone already thinks we're secretly dating Elliot stop well that last episode there's someone I need to know about nothing you need to know about but there's definitely something I need to know about man we already made me being gay innuendo on the last episode can we can we skip to music yeah enjoy your lip ring okay oh man sexuality is musically embracing sexuality is music is sexuality do we have some sexy music oh let's see I mean we could go we played the blackbeards like right about this time last episode so let's go back into it and then we'll hit you with some new stuff excellent Blackbeard Sierra does please slipping to Oblivion let it all through the fleeting and the trivia come on foreign foreign alone foreign foreign foreign yeah yeah back up again Jesus is unhealthy this is structures right hi hi we're standing on the edge remain in your shoes sure is a new God inside foreign that was steel trees by objective subject that was pretty nasty I like that yeah I did too indeed yeah and the track after the track after was Dragon claw featuring Vanessa Nova by Medtech and Vanessa Nova thanks for sending that out my first car was a Nova yeah your first car was a Nova that had a lot of debris in it that I constantly thought was going to go but my first car was a Nova that created a lot of debris and air pollution and noise pollution and youth pollution really youth pollution yeah it's a fantastic American-made automobile isn't it that was great got all the pillars of America yeah filled with debris became debris and people were corrupted and destroying the youth exactly yeah had an unnecessarily large engine it was beautiful yeah it was baby blue yeah and that dashboard looked like it would kill you the dashboard yeah most dashboards now are shaped really smooth and like far away from the driver this dashboard was like something they would throw you into if you misbehaved and Sparta it was like a wedge yeah it looked like it was like sitting there waiting to kill you at all times um sounds like such a Charming ride the steering wheel took a nice chunk out of my lip when I crashed and then it was Ollie driving it which you can imagine wow must have been like uh it was very depth yeah it was very Death Proof except it wasn't actually a Death Proof car and they were never enough no there were a lot of girls in them actually yes wonderful no there was no girls in it we got coming up next to just Maxwell and the radio didn't really work so me and Maxwell would just sing at the top of our lungs huh in essence I think yeah Maxwell's like a pretty lady um well we should really play uh you know what that that last track made me want to hear more Sebastian all right can we do that sure okay our good friends like a sucker they wanna hit you over the head like Colonel Mustard cause that friend that used to be a [ __ ] you what's up made it home yeah bag that [ __ ] out listen Pro Audio has come unstuck in time oh one company or take a pill to escape all these feelings oh goodness I can be happy to me there are places people care very little about me I don't live there but it's just surging me cause we don't know what to do but the answer is foreign ain't nothing but a man tell you wouldn't see you away since you have a story let's turn out this place underneath anything I shake your little cute ass secrets all right that was our boy Sebastian followed by um that was an album two tracks off an album called make the happiness stop by Pro Audio it's like I think 20 tracks long and I really think everyone should listen to it I was listening to it on the subway and um yeah that was really fun yeah they're hysterical they're kind of like if um It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia was a band yeah they reminded me kind of of Weezer and some other interesting fun things before they went all mainstream um what were you saying about it Sam they had like a nice 60s kind of thing yeah you know like 60s meets modern pop it was it was a nice Fusion yeah just like a pinch of punk in Americana yeah yeah a fun Punk it was like fun garage follow-up had that 60s it definitely sounded like something you would hear on uh I don't know if you guys know little Steven's underground garage nope there we go plugging radio show because we're online we'll be here forever or at least until Skynet takes over we're always raiding like a Viper yeah a spider ready to attack I think we should go into some very heavy dark things I think so too uh but before we go just let you know that one after that was Francis Thomas Capone oh damn I got a fun 60s vibe to that right yeah Francis is a uh a contributor to Phoenix theory in a lot of big ways he's done our website he does those fantastic guitars you see made from uh he uses glass bottles he uses gas cans and he makes one wow amazing guitars wow um we have a few at the shop we like display and play I'll put some photos of them because people should see that stuff yeah they're really amazing I think we're gonna put it too I've heard the sound yeah they sound bizarre they sound like nothing you've ever heard before and uh there's a YouTube video of him I think we're going to include with us nice of him demoing the guitars that was a little other YouTube music video he made so now we were thinking about uh our boys in Beechwood Beachwood beachwood's another great local band and uh I think after that we're gonna play another Freaky Deaky local band uh unacknowledged special access projects unacknowledged special access properties are you saps yeah usaps uh as the government calls them enjoy the buzz enjoy oh Superman is something to do foreign foreign what's up foreign thank you foreign thank you thank you it's no joke it's no joke it's in no joke it's no joke it's no joke no joke thank you foreign that nice guitar right there it was nice beautiful it was nice to have a little guitar thank you for sending that James and uh that wackiness before uh it was no joke that was no that was no joke that was actually Alexander Vincent sanzari uh leading the gang over there little uh audio bite we captured at uh our house one night it was a good night a lot of recording yeah it was it was fun we won't get into that night though no but what we will get into uh that's M rated yeah that is oh yeah it is you would actually like the recording it's pretty gross so we got someone else to read we won't name anything no no you got to hear it yeah the dirtiest thing he's reading James Choice's love letter that might be like a secret episode of Phoenix Theory radio yeah no one's voice should be recorded saying the things he's saying it's pretty foul uh James Choice man but you know what I mean what's not foul the new Phoenix Theory shop up online yeah I noticed it it's actually quite fabulous isn't it it is and uh We've we've got our first three artists featured now full catalogs for Denise Alvarado Medi do me as well as uh our girl Kiki Catherine Paulino yo yo um all of which uh do great work uh as artists and also as contributors to the gallery they help us with video photo and they're like our best friends too yeah all the coolest people you want to meet yeah um and stay tuned because we're gonna have a new catalog for Bora Chung myself as well as Ron new yeah um I'm never doing anything you're already on my damn radio show nice try everybody I think corn swaggled um uh our buddy Dane from the last show sent us a few more tracks we're gonna hit you with one now get back into some hip hop then some more new stuff and then we might be at a showless yeah but we'll let you know about some more cool Gallery stuff coming up including open mics which are going to start yeah yeah we would love to have more music uh please send us your music at shop phoenixtheoryshop.com shop at Phoenix theoryshop.com yeah because all that because like mine is like Ollie at phoenixtheoryshop.com yeah Diaz like day at Phoenix theoryshop.com it's like we have a website thank you the surface is hectic has God always intended with a constant storm above it and the wind blowing Relentless lightning crack stabbing waves mutilate the oceans face a perfect storm makes for a perfect tone in the lonely place the Waves rides have been crashed with white caps and its crests while schools and [ __ ] sleep at their desks and cheat on tests because super blue which turns to black where Sun can't see the [ __ ] survive his chaos Bruce for them a notice plea oblivious to the external which means Oblivion for certain the ocean treats its own life unlike a person people are peacocks but example in hand might show a Seven Seas philosophy to the seven sins in land we creatures labeled human beings see others at their skin but clearly an inside out view is more accurate than a skin look deeper to see life you couldn't notice beforehand and learning the surfaces no court to judge the soul of any man inside out again foreign but in the safety of my loneliness I inhale the sweets and treats laugh if you get scared when the noise Chimes but a tweet but in the darkness of my room I hide under the sheets roads are ugly women that try hard to woo me to them but peering in my mirror I ask how good am I truly looking now I want to pity Obama March for the homeless but in my youth sharing my pennies and dimes was all the focus I say that instituted patients are undoubtedly crazy but what's insane about realizing life's not so good maybe say suicide's a hell take it a selfish quit in the fight but I hope my breath that was for death I guess that's all right quick to slap back an argument and call when it's flawed but at 19 years old I can't possibly know it all so now that I admit I have a problem I'll try to shut my mouth until I look at people properly from the inside out where am I foreign foreign getting money broke down to a function a lot of thoughts but I only know one thing [ __ ] they come they go five o'clock shadow like a GI Joe wrapped on this track talk about game girls like a punk [ __ ] it too I love rappers Jersey thank you I woke up this morning grabbed a bourbon scotch and a beer and high gear the future's uncertain the ant always near I'm Bad to the Bone staggerly don't want [ __ ] no no black cats run from me and the devil's like a son of me I once shot a man for his gin and Tin Pan Alley catch me riding down Highway 51 with Mustang Sally been smoking Lucky Strike since before I could ride a bike by the time I could read and write I had a footlong gravebeard in a pipe I'll steal your wife you could have her back when I'm done with her she hopping on my Harley in a skirt with no underwear I got it from a man with a lot of junk ears and Acres traded for a Howling Wolf record and a favor I'm Wanted Dead or Alive but I warn ya I'm pretty handy with the six gun I won't be the victim but when I die spread my is on the interstate since all we are is dusting the wind and it's always been my fate Cisco Kid with the pistol loaded on a horse with no name cause it's stolen Dane curly be sync assistant and uh the one and only Russell Cornelius the third well I guess he's the third and only um I wish I got tired of those guys no never man those are like our three resident most awesome MCS yeah I don't get tired of them remind me to play them dirty beats again tonight oh yes please yeah so uh he just just wanted to drop some other cool news yeah all the artists previously mentioned um and myself we're all going to be working with a great little company known as batsu and esans great clothing it Liz I'm sorry and J Kim wow uh Jay Kim is a really talented photographer Liz samsari a great artist uh both of them based locally where we're at doing some great um T-shirt design clothing designs yeah really interesting imagery cool stuff and we've kind of partnered up with them um and we hope to bring you some stuff real soon you can check them out online too it's batsu and isan Cool Stuff guys um and one other company we're now uh jiving with a buddy of mine out in California now this guy is really cool he invented something called Diamond grind coping now what is that well you could check them out it's at diamondgrindcouping.com it's gonna be really hard for me to describe over a radio show but if you're a skater you're you're gonna [ __ ] love this it's a skateboarding thing it's a skateboarding thing yeah this guy um he he kind of came from a field I came from working with plaster and stuff like that but he got into masonry he got into doing skate parks and machine work with metal and concrete wow he now makes this rail it's a It's a Grind rail but it's like etched and it's uh it's stronger and sounds better and it's beautiful and it's like gonna revolutionize the skate park industry it's amazing you got to see the work this guy does so I called him up and I was like Hey dude I want to build a ramp and you know what he told me what's that he's like hey man I got a rail if you want to do something cool with it whoa so we're gonna do a really cool um we're gonna do basically like a ghost rail off the side of the pipe into my backyard this is at your house this is at my house we're gonna have videos for you to see when it's done probably the making of um I hope some of you can get in contact with diamond grind coping because the works [ __ ] amazing yeah if you're building a ramp in your backyard and you need a ghost rail yeah or a big I mean he does really big scale skate parks he doesn't just do backyard Parks he's hooking me up with this and uh you know hoping uh we can build something really cool he's very he's an artist you guys can get married there's a lot of creative work be lovely you know I marry you I'm married I'm very Christian over at Diamond crime polyamory yes the Revolution and nobody asked me so it happens when you open your heart entirely comfortable with the Christian's gonna hear this congratulations all right so uh that all said we've plugged batsune Sands with a plug Diamond grind coping our beautiful artists and now Elliot has one more uh playlist of music to share with us all right these are some fun kids what can I say enjoy them and space out they are Spacey what are they called oh we got odd new odnu odd new and we have a gentleman who I just met who made quite an impression named Dean sir Cohn c-e-r in circles yeah cool stuff thanks for the album by the way do it really cool all right is that it did we sign off uh yeah thanks to all our artists and everyone who participates yeah thanks for listening www dot Phoenix theoryshop.com we're coming to take you away thank you foreign foreign thank you foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign foreign thank you foreign foreign foreign thank you foreign whatever foreign thank you foreign foreign all right foreign I can see foreign thank you myself thank you foreign